Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via jinxestogoaround)
this needs to happen
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno