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squishykarkat:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

(via asassybitchjust)


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"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

Laurell K. Hamilton (via jinxestogoaround)

Thiss

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surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via erya)


michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

(via dutchster)



x-three:

Love, Sensual n’ Romance blog More 

(Source: butteflies)


tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

(via the-unexpected1)


mas0n-jars:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

(via what-is-aiir)



tentacoolaid:

i love this bible verse

(Source: tentacoolaid, via jesuschristvevo)